sad-desk-lunch:

Your congealed life. These were originally “express” noodles transformed into something else in the microwave. 

My sad lunch from a week or two ago is now Tumblr-famous.

sad-desk-lunch:

Your congealed life. These were originally “express” noodles transformed into something else in the microwave. 

My sad lunch from a week or two ago is now Tumblr-famous.

This was my horoscope 2 days ago, but I’m going to act like its my horoscope every day.

This was my horoscope 2 days ago, but I’m going to act like its my horoscope every day.

Today is another precious day on earth. We shall live it with joy. No matter how I have felt about myself in the past, today is a new day.

In this new moment in time I begin to see myself in a more compassionate way. The criticism and judgments fall away; and as they do, I become free to appreciate all that I am. I think as if my life depends on it, for I know it does.

The door opens to love, my love for myself. This is the pathway for healing. I make this the sort of day I want to remember tomorrow.

Today, I begin my journey of healing. We are one with the power that created us. We are safe, and all is well in our world.

slowly taking steps, making moves, and crawling out of the place I’ve been.

motherjones:

cognitivedissonance:

From Jezebel:

Back in August, during a Springfield City Council public hearing on amending the city’s nondiscrimination ordinance to include sexual orientation and gender identity protections, Rev. Phil Snider of the Brentwood Christian Church lashed out at the council for “inviting the judgement of God upon our land” by making “special rights for gays and lesbians.”

He goes on to invoke the bible and morality and the end of days a few more times before suddenly appearing to lose his train of thought.

And then something pretty amazing happens.

You HAVE to watch until about the two-minute mark. Let me put this in picture form for you:

Seriously, watch the whole thing. Good payoff.

I actually made that face in the gif. Awesome.

gifwich:

I mean, really…

gifwich:

I mean, really…

(Source: gifwich, via newsweek)

spam

whoa spam was posted on my tumblr like forever ago. I had no idea. I barely ever go on to this thing, and now I don’t even know how to remove it..

edit: okay figured it out. man, sorry about that.

Indeed, as everyone knows, Muslims, and especially Arab Muslims, have no lives, feelings or thoughts external to constant, violent rage, directed at old white people living in the Midwest (due to their freedoms).

aries star sign illustration

ARIES

March 21-April 19

You’re still adjusting to the way the universe is asking you to operate these days. The strength of your sign does not lie in slowing down and focusing intently on one thing. Venus—your heart’s desire—is about to get caught in the crossfire between Uranus and Pluto, emphasizing what a struggle it’s been trying to balance your natural inclinations against the system you’re caught up in. You feel like you could get chewed up and spit out by the powers that be without ever getting what you want. The question is: What do you want? Venus sides with Uranus this week, allowing you to catch a glimpse of the answer, especially if you utilize your intuition and creativity. Since the universe has called you to change how you go about getting what you want, show that you’re getting the message by changing one of your usual methods.